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- - By Elcontador [us] Date 2016-06-02 12:15 AM
I was at an accounting trade show, was well-dressed and was wearing my wedding ring.  Although I look younger than my 65 years, any way you slice that cake, I look old enough to be her father.  All I did was our eyes met, and I said hello, like I would do with anyone else in that situation.  She then started telling me her life story and getting very close to me.  Glad I'm not single any longer.  Am not sure whether this was more scary or just plain weird.  No she was not an accounting type; she was a regular person.
Parent - By sideshowbob Date 2016-06-02 4:30 AM
Maybe she is a CPA groupie ?
Parent - - By adamswims (Gone Now Adam! You pick what you want.) Date 2016-06-02 6:52 AM
did you go home and rub one out over it? did you think she did? :roll::roll::roll:
Parent - - By insistor (needs a bigger dick) Date 2016-06-02 7:38 AM
No, but I did :wtf:
Parent - By adamswims (Gone Now Adam! You pick what you want.) Date 2016-06-02 7:44 AM
unrelated though. : pbbt:
Parent - By Tommeke Date 2016-06-02 6:25 PM
:laugh:
Parent - - By jalashkar (Yahd) Date 2016-06-02 7:27 AM
Classic trade show call girl.  Sorry.  : pbbt:
Parent - By sunshine (bisexual philanderess) [us] Date 2016-06-02 8:03 AM
:laugh:
Parent - By peaches [us] Date 2016-06-02 10:50 AM
:laugh:
Parent - - By jalashkar (Yahd) Date 2016-06-02 2:11 PM
I probably shouldn't have jumped to conclusions so quickly.  Maybe she just wanted to drug you and steal your kidneys.
Parent - By gadget girl Date 2016-06-02 2:14 PM
:laugh::laugh:
Parent - By soundandfury (100 mile stud) Date 2016-06-02 7:12 PM
:laugh:
Parent - By squirrelgirl (Indian Buffet Queen) Date 2016-06-03 8:08 AM
:laugh:
Parent - - By Buckaroo Date 2016-06-02 7:30 AM
Happens to me all the time.   I think some young women are very attracted to distinguished, professional men.   In today's society, we are in short supply my friend.   I'm not sure on your situation, but I've always maintained friendships with these women and feel like it has helped my marriage.   Each to their own but I find them interesting and good company.
Parent - - By The Beard (is wearing Arm Panties) [us] Date 2016-06-02 7:32 AM
I love that your first post in 8 months was to reply to this. Mint.
Parent - By callie [ca] Date 2016-06-02 7:36 AM
Right? He must have a google alert set up.
Parent - - By darbycrash Date 2016-06-02 7:43 AM
Has to be a goof. Has to.
Parent - - By callie [ca] Date 2016-06-02 7:46 AM
Oh you must not have been around for the classic Days of Buck.
Parent - By darbycrash Date 2016-06-02 7:50 AM
I was.
Parent - - By insistor (needs a bigger dick) Date 2016-06-02 7:33 AM
NO ONE ELSE NEED RESPOND! This is the greatest, and really only, response that was needed to a thread like this!
Parent - By callie [ca] Date 2016-06-02 7:36 AM
:laugh:
Parent - By peaches [us] Date 2016-06-02 10:51 AM
:laugh:
Parent - - By callie [ca] Date 2016-06-02 7:35 AM
Oh my god. :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
Parent - - By triplejake (The Vampire Lestat) [us] Date 2016-06-02 7:37 AM
The Gods have smiled upon you today.  :hug:
Parent - - By callie [ca] Date 2016-06-02 7:41 AM
My baby slept all night and then this...it's truly Christmas.
Parent - By runnertype [us] Date 2016-06-02 5:06 PM
:laugh:
Parent - - By insistor (needs a bigger dick) Date 2016-06-02 7:47 AM
:laugh: My first thought was "holy shit, callie needs to see this right now"
Parent - By callie [ca] Date 2016-06-02 7:48 AM
:laugh:
Parent - By BrookieCookie (Canadian Beaver) Date 2016-06-02 8:21 AM
Amazing.
Parent - - By Elcontador [us] Date 2016-06-02 10:42 AM
Buck - Am happily married, and after being single as long as I was before I got married, I don't need any more psychos / crazies in my life.  A CPA friend moved out here from Milwaukee, and met so many of them, that he wound up moving back to the Midwest.  I can only speak for myself, but I learned to avoid people who appeared to have far more problems than I do.  I have radar for this sort of thing.
Parent - - By Buckaroo Date 2016-06-03 10:46 AM
Elcontador - glad your marriage is going well.   I imagine that being a well traveled, interesting man with a lot of intriguing stories of world travel would be quite attractive to young women.   I admire your restraint and good judgement.   I've found it difficult at times and am not perfect but my approach works for us.
Parent - - By callie [ca] Date 2016-06-03 12:31 PM
Yaaaay! This really is the best week ever.
Parent - - By Buckaroo Date 2016-06-03 12:41 PM
:hug:
Parent - - By callie [ca] Date 2016-06-03 12:55 PM
Please tell us more magnet stories.
Parent - - By triplejake (The Vampire Lestat) [us] Date 2016-06-03 1:00 PM
Get a room you guys :shocker!:
Parent - - By BrookieCookie (Canadian Beaver) Date 2016-06-03 1:17 PM
She's being drawn in just like all the others:cry:
Parent - By noel (Kilotons of Honky Tonk Badonkadonk) Date 2016-06-03 1:46 PM
It's the magnets :cry:
Parent - - By h3ather (Nice Tips) [us] Date 2016-06-08 10:25 AM
I too am distinguished and professional, which brings all the young laydeez to my yard. 

That's why I have a sprinkler system.
Parent - By soundandfury (100 mile stud) Date 2016-06-09 4:46 PM
WET T-SHIRT CONTEST IN H3ATHER'S YARD WOOHOOO!
Parent - - By jalashkar (Yahd) Date 2016-06-02 2:11 PM
I really miss the To Do button.
Parent - By callie [ca] Date 2016-06-02 2:16 PM
:laugh:I'm kind of sad this was only a cameo appearance.
Parent - - By Tommeke Date 2016-06-02 6:45 PM
Hey, you can only do you. If that attracts the laydees and everyone acts as civilized adults, it's a win-win-win-win-win situation :cool:
Parent - - By Kitty Date 2016-06-03 11:20 AM
OMG!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: I just spewed iced tea all over the table, thank you! I needed a laugh! :laugh:
Parent - - By jalashkar (Yahd) Date 2016-06-03 12:30 PM
It's funniest when you count the wins.
Parent - By Tommeke Date 2016-06-04 4:31 AM
one win counts as the wife, as the relationship only gets better :hug:
Parent - By peaches [us] Date 2016-06-06 1:53 PM
:laugh::laugh:
Parent - - By Quagmire [us] Date 2016-06-03 5:36 PM
Buckaroo...distinguished and professional. 

He is, in fact, the most interesting man in the world.  

When scientists finaly determined the ten traits and characteristics young women find most attractive in men, it was simultaneously discovered that Buckaroo displays sixteen of them.
Parent - By callie [ca] Date 2016-06-03 6:46 PM
:laugh::laugh:
Parent - By Kitty Date 2016-06-03 7:28 PM
:laugh::laugh::laugh:
Parent - By sideshowbob Date 2016-06-03 8:51 PM
And he has BIG hands .
Parent - By jalashkar (Yahd) Date 2016-06-06 6:13 AM
:laugh::laugh:
Parent - By squirrelgirl (Indian Buffet Queen) Date 2016-06-06 7:12 AM
:laugh:
Parent - By peaches [us] Date 2016-06-06 2:01 PM
:laugh:
Parent - By sideshowbob Date 2016-06-02 7:32 AM
What kind of car does she drive ?
Parent - - By triplejake (The Vampire Lestat) [us] Date 2016-06-02 7:35 AM
Young women are always giving me the subtle come-hither glance. :mischief: The way they like to do it now, it's so subtle that the people around me will say "no" or "WTF are you talking about?" when I ask if they noticed, but I am tuned in to these things and can sense it.    :cool::roll:
Parent - By callie [ca] Date 2016-06-02 7:37 AM
:laugh: you must be a distinguished, professional man. I bet it would really help your relationship if you pursued these women.
Parent - By squirrelgirl (Indian Buffet Queen) Date 2016-06-02 7:46 AM
:laugh:
Parent - By jalashkar (Yahd) Date 2016-06-02 7:48 AM
:laugh::laugh:  I swear I can see their pheromones!
Parent - - By adamswims (Gone Now Adam! You pick what you want.) Date 2016-06-02 7:50 AM
I understand 3jakes.  If I had a nickel for every time it happened to me I'd have enough money to buy a penny.
Parent - - By insistor (needs a bigger dick) Date 2016-06-02 7:51 AM
Are you distinguished? Are you professional? Didn't think so : pbbt:: pbbt:
Parent - By callie [ca] Date 2016-06-02 7:52 AM
He hosted TRL. I don't think it gets much more distinguished OR professional.
Parent - - By adamswims (Gone Now Adam! You pick what you want.) Date 2016-06-02 7:55 AM
i've got something that is distinguished. :roll::roll::roll:
Parent - By Tommeke Date 2016-06-04 4:35 AM
I think you meant indistinguishable :wtf:
Parent - By cowboyjunkie Date 2016-06-02 8:01 AM
it's the cardigans :cool:
Parent - By BrookieCookie (Canadian Beaver) Date 2016-06-02 8:21 AM
Men like you are in short supply these days, my friend.
Parent - By peaches [us] Date 2016-06-02 10:52 AM
:laugh::laugh:
Parent - By gadget girl Date 2016-06-02 2:07 PM
I saw something like this happen on an episode of the Americans :shocker!:
Parent - - By jaszflamus (I like wool!) Date 2016-06-02 5:03 PM
Neither scary nor weird...I would have just rolled with the flirt or hit or whatever it was and have fun with it unless and until she wanted to roll it into a private setting.

Well, if she grabbed your junk on the trade show floor it definitely would be both scary AND weird. :laugh:
Parent - - By jalashkar (Yahd) Date 2016-06-03 1:56 PM
What about a campfire ass grab?
Parent - By LDR (100 Mile Stud) [us] Date 2016-06-03 2:19 PM
:laugh:
Parent - By jaszflamus (I like wool!) Date 2016-06-03 6:03 PM
:laugh:

I never found campfire ass grabs to be scary or weird and certainly you don't either. :wink::laugh: Campfire junk grabs might have been a different story but that didn't happen, at least to my knowledge.
Parent - - By cowboyjunkie Date 2016-06-02 6:43 PM
how did you know she was 27 :wtf:
Parent - By callie [ca] Date 2016-06-02 7:51 PM
:laugh: How did we all miss thinking of this?
Parent - - By IB Date 2016-06-02 9:23 PM
She told him her life story, probably included her age.
Parent - By jaszflamus (I like wool!) Date 2016-06-02 9:28 PM
Yeah I gathered he knew a lot more than just her age.
Parent - By cowboyjunkie Date 2016-06-03 7:07 AM
ahh. i guess..
Parent - By WAWalsh [us] Date 2016-06-08 9:20 AM
Subtle approach to bragging that you still have it.  :grin:

On the flip side, a mid-60s acquaintance of my mother-in-law apparently spent some time a few weekends ago hitting on my 22 year old daughter.  His efforts were so obvious that even my 83 MIL noticed it (and she is generally clueless on these , and many other, things).
Parent - By foggydoggy [us] Date 2016-06-08 2:28 PM
Glad she wasn't an accounting type, that would have been even weirder :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
Parent - By JimGo1 Date 2016-06-08 7:38 PM
no doubt an accounting groupie :mischief: :laugh:
- - By noel (Kilotons of Honky Tonk Badonkadonk) Date 2016-06-03 6:42 AM
What's funny to me is some dude talked to me at the library and it never occurred to me he was hitting on me, I was just surprised he recognized me (still certain he was just being friendly)...yet do men assume any woman who makes eye contact and talks to them must be flirting? I am definitely not doing that pretty much ever.
Parent - - By jalashkar (Yahd) Date 2016-06-03 6:56 AM
I think there is some strong evidence here that some men do assume that.  :wink:
Parent - By noel (Kilotons of Honky Tonk Badonkadonk) Date 2016-06-03 7:00 AM
Clearly :laugh:
Parent - - By triplejake (The Vampire Lestat) [us] Date 2016-06-03 7:43 AM
You are obsessed with this library guy! :shocker!::shocker!::shocker!:  Now I think you were hitting on him.  :evil::wtf:: pbbt:
Parent - By noel (Kilotons of Honky Tonk Badonkadonk) Date 2016-06-03 9:05 AM
:blush: :laugh:
Parent - - By callie [ca] Date 2016-06-03 7:59 AM
They are Distinguished and Professional. Don't you fall all over yourself when you meet a Distinguished Professional? I can barely contain myself.
Parent - By adamswims (Gone Now Adam! You pick what you want.) Date 2016-06-03 8:01 AM
:grin:
Parent - By cowboyjunkie Date 2016-06-03 8:05 AM
:laugh::laugh:
Parent - - By noel (Kilotons of Honky Tonk Badonkadonk) Date 2016-06-03 9:07 AM
True, distinguished and professional always makes me go from 6 to midnight :shocker!:
Parent - - By jalashkar (Yahd) Date 2016-06-03 9:54 AM
I knew it!!
Parent - - By noel (Kilotons of Honky Tonk Badonkadonk) Date 2016-06-03 11:00 AM
Slovenly and unprofessional is even more attractive...am I right laydeez?
Parent - - By adamswims (Gone Now Adam! You pick what you want.) Date 2016-06-03 11:01 AM
:grin::grin:
Parent - - By noel (Kilotons of Honky Tonk Badonkadonk) Date 2016-06-03 11:34 AM
How you doin' :mischief:
Parent - - By LDR (100 Mile Stud) [us] Date 2016-06-03 11:37 AM
Are you hitting on him or just being nice?
Parent - - By noel (Kilotons of Honky Tonk Badonkadonk) Date 2016-06-03 11:39 AM
I prefer to keep my intentions shrouded in a slew of emoticons :shocker!::mischief:: pbbt:
Parent - By LDR (100 Mile Stud) [us] Date 2016-06-03 11:41 AM
:laugh: :grin: :hug:
Parent - By peaches [us] Date 2016-06-06 2:12 PM
:laugh:
Parent - - By gadget girl Date 2016-06-03 12:33 PM
my husband knows his biggest competitor is the ripped tattooed A/C repair guy I hired last summer. I'm thinking of throwing a hammer into the condenser right before it gets hot again.  :evil::evil:
Parent - By sunshine (bisexual philanderess) [us] Date 2016-06-03 1:22 PM
:laugh::laugh:  ooops how did that get in there? <halo>
Parent - By peaches [us] Date 2016-06-09 3:14 PM
:laugh::laugh:  Gosh, it's so hot in here.  I guess you'll have to take off your shirt.
Parent - - By Elcontador [us] Date 2016-06-03 11:54 PM
Noel - if there was no personal space between you and this guy - like in the situation I described - he was hitting on you.,
Parent - By noel (Kilotons of Honky Tonk Badonkadonk) Date 2016-06-06 6:14 AM
:happy:
- - By neustkg (Important) Date 2016-06-09 2:54 PM
Did you use your hairy russian on her?
Parent - - By Elcontador [us] Date 2016-06-09 11:06 PM
Dad was the Russian speaker of the family, and was far more charming and much more of a gentleman that I could possibly be.  We're both pretty hairy people, though.
Parent - By peaches [us] Date 2016-06-10 7:57 AM
:laugh:
Parent - By gadget girl Date 2016-06-10 12:10 PM
:laugh::laugh:

this is bookmarked to thread of the year.  :cool:
- - By adamswims (Gone Now Adam! You pick what you want.) Date 2018-01-01 10:57 AM
bump for callie...happy new year!
Parent - By BrookieCookie (Canadian Beaver) Date 2018-01-02 12:36 PM
:laugh:
Parent - - By callie [ca] Date 2018-01-03 7:57 AM
:laugh::laugh: You really get me. :hug:
Parent - - By adamswims (Gone Now Adam! You pick what you want.) Date 2018-01-03 9:18 AM
it's a gift
Parent - - By Tommeke Date 2018-01-03 9:30 AM
In today's society, man like you are in short supply, my friend!
It's important to maintain these relationships with your internet girlfriends. It will help your own marriage for sure :cool:
Parent - By adamswims (Gone Now Adam! You pick what you want.) Date 2018-01-03 9:58 AM
now that is funny!!!!!
Parent - By Elcontador [us] Date 2018-01-04 3:45 PM
Thank you, I think.  No updates on the subject from here.
- By mutiger [us] Date 2018-01-03 9:36 AM
thanks for the laugh in the morning guys I really needed it :grin:
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